Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants is a show on Nickelodeon. It is not a very good show because it is not funny at all. The episodes are very short and in my opinion, Spongebob Squarepants is a little bit immature. I don't watch it and I don't think you should, but if you like it you can.

The Simpsons

Hello,

My favorite television show of all time is The Simpsons, which is one of the longest-running shows ever. Just recently, The Simpsons had their twentieth anniversary on television. Twenty years of guffawing and chuckling and rolling on the floor laughing.

The Simpsons is, in my opinion, the most hilarious thing ever to hit the screen. The main character, a very dumb man named Homer Simpson. Homer Simpson has a family with, including himself, five very funny people, whose names are Marge Simpson (Homer's wife), Bart Simpson (Homer and Marge's son), Lisa Simpson (Homer and Marge's daughter), and Maggie Simpson (the youngest Simpson; Homer and Marge's other daughter). They all live in Springfield (they don't tell you which one).

Anyway, Homer works at a nuclear power plant, but never does his job. He just sits around in his chair, putting his feet up on the dials and gauges that he should be working with. He also chomps on pink-frosting-filled doughnuts with his friends.

When Homer isn't at work, he is at home with his family... but not enjoying it too much.

Bart, Homer's son, is in the 4th grade, but he is slacking off, pulling pranks on teachers and children, bullying children and sometimes even teachers. Bart is not exactly what you would call a "straight 'A' student." More like a "straight 'F' student." He also pulls pranks on his sister, Lisa.

Lisa is what you would call a "straight 'A' student." She is far more intelligent than Homer. She could crush Homer's bones in an I. Q. test. She has been crowned "Spelling Bee Champion" many times, has gotten the "Perfect Attendance Award" more times than everyone should com-bined, and always--and when I say always I really do mean always--raises her hand in class.

Marge, the mother of the family, does not work. She just stays at home.

And the youngest Simpson, Maggie, is only a baby and always has a pacifier in her mouth, and always goes suck.

The Simpsons is a hilarious show on at 8:00 on Fox, but before watching get your parents' permission.

I love watching The Simpsons. It is a great show to watch.